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'''Ѕоујаk''', also known as '''soyak''' or '''soijak''', is a high quality, untraced, well drawn edit of the Wojak face as a soy boy. His characteristic features are his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy. | '''Ѕоујаk''', also known as '''soyak''' or '''soijak''', is a high quality, untraced, well drawn edit of the Wojak face as a soy boy. His characteristic features are his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy. | ||
==== Early life ==== | |||
<blockquote>''Main article: Origin of soyjak''</blockquote>'''Soyjak''' in his most well-known form, the "classic '''soyjak''' variant", was first posted to /int/ by a Swede on December 30th, 2017. (swedish win btw) | |||
On September 1 2021, '''Soyjak''' historians on /qa/ unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the origin of '''Soyjak''' by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory. | |||
As of 2025, research into this topic is still ongoing. | |||
==== Early life ==== | |||
'''Soyjak''' was born in San Francisco, California. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever meds he was prescribed by Dr. Soyberg, washed down with soymilk. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen food with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today. | |||
He graduated from UC, berkeley with computer science degree and now works at apple | |||
He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan. Together they had Nate and caca. | |||
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=== A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak === | === A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak === | ||
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The A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak (often shortened to just A24) is a popular ''soyjak'' variant. He is the second-oldest soyjak, releasing just under 4 months after the original. He is also the first '''soyjak''' to be traced from a real-life soyboy instead of being a [[Wojak]] derivative. | The A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak (often shortened to just A24) is a popular ''soyjak'' variant. He is the second-oldest soyjak, releasing just under 4 months after the original. He is also the first '''soyjak''' to be traced from a real-life soyboy instead of being a [[Wojak]] derivative. | ||
==== History ==== | |||
On March 23, 2018, /tv/ exploded with discussion and mockery pertaining to the YouTube reactor James' Youniverse and his over-the-top soyface reaction to capeshit movie trailers. The same day, somebody traced a '''soyjak''' of him and uploaded it to one of the mockery threads under the filename soy.png. | |||
===== Naming ===== | |||
During and preceding the marketing campaign for The Lighthouse in mid-2019, the as-of-then unnamed soyjak became heavily associated with bone-chilling, character-development-driven, cheap-jumpscares-free, emotionally-draining, slow-burn "horror kino" created by A24, due to a Gigachad spammer with some kind of vendetta. The connection has stuck ever since. | |||
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=== Feraljak === | === Feraljak === | ||
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'''Feraljak''', also known as '''Eat The Bugs Soyjak''', and '''You WILL Soyjak''', is a '''soyjak''' variant composed of a semi-realistic soy face looking at the viewer with a vaguely angry expression. Despite a strong tendency to follow rules, he demonstrates extremely violent impulses and is known to easily fly into fits of rage. Feraljak is a vocal proponent of the Fourth Industrial Revolution and Veganism. | '''Feraljak''', also known as '''Eat The Bugs Soyjak''', and '''You WILL Soyjak''', is a '''soyjak''' variant composed of a semi-realistic soy face looking at the viewer with a vaguely angry expression. Despite a strong tendency to follow rules, he demonstrates extremely violent impulses and is known to easily fly into fits of rage.<ref>{{Boorusearch|1=hash=0bf532d1b0a2d0fe8d2c4aa01c73b99c}}</ref><ref>{{Boorusearch|1=hash=a559f0fdb02ce6a3360274dbe149d42d}}</ref><ref>{{Boorusearch|1=hash=007e0115c034bd4452d145e64c72c2f3}}</ref> Feraljak is a vocal proponent of the Fourth Industrial Revolution and Veganism. | ||
On November 27, 2024, '''Feraljak''' was diagnosed with autism.<ref>https://x.com/Jacksepticeye/status/1861818120454696968</ref> | On November 27, 2024, '''Feraljak''' was diagnosed with autism.<ref>https://x.com/Jacksepticeye/status/1861818120454696968</ref> |