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He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan. Together they had Nate and caca. | He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan. Together they had Nate and caca. | ||
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He is frequently cited in arguments about what is IAS, as an example of a beardless soyjak. There have been edits that try to make him fresh, or add the beard, but none of them have taken off. This is usually because they're iron edits. Another reason might be because soyteens are too irony poisoned to accept a vanilla looking '''Ѕоујаk''', and because of the existent front facing self-insert '''Ѕоујаk''' meta. | He is frequently cited in arguments about what is IAS, as an example of a beardless soyjak. There have been edits that try to make him fresh, or add the beard, but none of them have taken off. This is usually because they're iron edits. Another reason might be because soyteens are too irony poisoned to accept a vanilla looking '''Ѕоујаk''', and because of the existent front facing self-insert '''Ѕоујаk''' meta. | ||
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=== Gapejak === | |||
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'''Gapejak''' (also known as '''Cobson''', and previously known as '''Guinness World Record Ѕоујаk''', '''Screaming Ѕоујаk''', '''Schizophrenia Ѕоујаk''', and '''ScreamingbaldЅоујаk''') is a '''Ѕоујаk''' with a uniquely shaped head and a large mouth. His name comes from the image he was based on, showing the former 2016 German Guinness world record holder Bernd Schmidt for the largest mouth gape. This '''Ѕоујаk''' and '''Ѕоујаks''' from his bloodline are often edited into new variants. | |||
This '''Ѕоујаk''' can be highly unpredictable. Sometimes he has good intentions, as seen in the Wholesome '''Ѕоујаk''' variant, but even the wholesome variant has (intentionally or unintentionally) done bad things. The angry mask-wearing variant, much like Eat The Bugs '''Ѕоујаk''', militantly supports every tenet of the Fourth Industrial Revolution. | |||
According to the Booru, '''Gapejak''' is the second most popular variant (it used to be the most popular before getting overtaken by [[Chudjak]]), although this is likely due to the large number of subvariants made from him. As of December 16th, 2024, he has the third highest number of posts (10,843), and he is one of only four to have over 10,000 posts on the Booru (the others being Cobson, Chudjak and Soyak.) If one counts Impish Soyak Ears as a subvariant of Gapejak, Gapejak would blow everyone else out of the water, with over 16,000 posts (combined). | |||
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== Refferences == | == Refferences == |